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Kenneth A. Larson has a quarter century of experience in design and construction of scenery for the Entertainment Industry and Theme Parks using Computer Aided and Traditional approaches to Design. Also experience in other areas of Design.
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Ken Quotes

I have all the self esteem I deserve.

The only time I want to be noticed is when I'm crossing the street.

Chocolate is part of a plant-based diet.

I'm not too fat, just too short for my weight.

The glass isn't half empty or half full, it's just too big.

The world needs more Muppets.

You can hear better with your mouth closed.

You can't hear with your mouth open

We all die if we live long enough.

If life was easy, we would all do it.

Only God can tell you where to go.

Dog spelled backwards in God, cat spelled backwards is tac.

I wish I could sing. So does everyone around me.

If it ain't Baroque, don't faux it.

Real men eat quiche if they want to.

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories, in Hell, water is high calorie.

Getting old is the consequence of living a long time.

God made dogs to make us happy, and cats to keep us humble.

There are no calories in a doughnut hole.

You are too pathetic to feel sorry for you.

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I hope that you find this web site helpful. It started as alight-hearted alternative to my portfolio site, and then grew. This web site is for your benefit and enjoyment and I make no profit on it. For ten years it has been supported primarily from my regular paycheck as a Set Designer and there haven't been many the last few years. I can no longer run it without help. Alternative funding is needed. Only recently I tried advertising as a way to balance the budget, but it still doesn't cover the costs. A non-tax deductable donation helps cover the cost of operating this web site and may be made to Kesign Design Consulting through PayPal.

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